wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Jack In The Box

my first love

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*

by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024

Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.

"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.

by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024

bleh box

A person who is always talking but never has anything interesting to say.

Marci’s net boyfriend is a total bleh box, I can’t even stand being around them.

by Will_i.e.-dude March 24, 2024

box break

to break in and kill the people inside a furry con

Me: alright box break denfur john
John: ok coming

by Furrykillers.com March 14, 2023

klefander box

What does a joke the fake part on a automobile

Well we checked out your car looks like the klefander box is bad.

by RUDAWG January 15, 2022