When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
by team anal May 9, 2014
Get the freeland fart nectarmug. 
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by freefall44 January 5, 2021
Get the butthole penis fartmug. Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.
by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018
Get the rum and curry fartmug. (n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
Get the a fart's chance in a windtunnelmug. by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018
Get the Old Man Fartmug. In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016
Get the Cup Fart Cobramug.