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Simp

All the definitions are correct but nobody gives the origin of the word that I could see. It started as an acronym. Simp = Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy.
"You know Joe's wife cheats on him? He knows and refuses to leave her. He's such a simp"
by A UK Stoner August 11, 2025
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Simp

Not being an alcoholic is such a simp move bro *whip sounds*
by Pregnant sonic August 29, 2025
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Simp

IGN’s stance torwards Maxie from Pokemon Ruby, because they hate water, and Maxie calls his followers simps.
“And you simps are held up by a mere child?”
- Maxie talking to his followers in Slateport city
by Matt from wii sports Club September 18, 2025
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simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps
"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
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Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.
Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
by Cynical Man November 18, 2025
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Cuckaash Simp

A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.

A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.

(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
You're not just any simp... You're a "Cuckaash Simp". Please wake up and smell the fish tacos.
by AwsmMayCry December 5, 2025
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whipped simp

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chillingsworthington is a whipped simp
by dumb vtuber December 8, 2025
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