ball slapper 

sexual position with the womans legs over the blokes shoulders and beig pushed back so theres maximum ball slappage on her arse

Wow she's she loves a good ball slapper does that one

ball slapper by Rockafellatio September 5, 2007

Slapupuncture 

Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.

Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.
Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.
(SSSSSSLAP!!)
Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!
Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!

Slapupuncture by Tony and Cherie Blair August 20, 2007

slapping my penis 

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

slapping my penis by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

ankle slapper 

Very small wave. A wave smaller that 2 feet.

Waves suck today...nutin' but ankle slappers.

ankle slapper by Bryon Tucker January 4, 2008

bitch slappin 

to slap someone over and over again
usually associated w/ pimps, baby powder, and hoes and/or bitches

imma start bitch slappin somebody if i dont get my money

bitch slappin by anon December 14, 2003

Slapped 

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

Slapped by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes

That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.

mud slapper by Boki April 5, 2004