slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 05, 2022

Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.

When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.

by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020

Eye Slap

Eye slap... verb, to roll your eyes in disgust at someone

Some one rolls their eyes at you in disgust and you ask... Did you just eye slap me?

by 1 Scooter September 14, 2023