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Baby daddy batty

When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023
mugGet the Baby daddy battymug.

daddy

say this word if u are a lonely 18+ girl and want a dad to come 'snuggle'
hey "daddy" come 'snuggle'
by biddickbaddy December 3, 2020
mugGet the daddymug.

Raddy Daddy

someone who uses the phrase "thats so rad"
girl 1: i completed my work

girl 2: thats so rad
girl 1: don't be such a raddy daddy
by Tufts University America August 7, 2023
mugGet the Raddy Daddymug.

pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.
- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020
mugGet the pornhub daddymug.

Daddy

Omg look at him, he's such a daddy!
Yeah.... it must be Milke
by Splico February 1, 2022
mugGet the Daddymug.

Daddy Roller

The Big Daddy of all the Sousaphone. The crank master, the blat daddy of all the tubas. The back up section with a loud and strong voice.
Hey Daddy Roller what notes are we cranking?

Daddy Roller is scary when he yells.
by Cashyy.Johnny115 September 12, 2019
mugGet the Daddy Rollermug.

insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
mugGet the insurance daddymug.

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