took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

by brando56894 December 18, 2013

MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside

*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”

by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019

Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut

The hairy fanny of a darkhaired woman when her legs are open.

As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.

by OldHonky May 13, 2006

like shit out of a cat's mouth

to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)

Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"

by LozzyStrachs September 8, 2005

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

by jbarryd June 25, 2012

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

more than one way to skin a cat

A phrase implying that there are several methods with which one can remove the outer layer known as skin off of a Domesticated Felis Catus also known as a cat.

Winston: I skinned a cat with a knife.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.

by bigcohonesjohn February 5, 2018