Life

life is a lot like a penis soft, easy and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is like a penis

by easy way out June 9, 2018

Life

A black-hole that you have no chose if you get it or not, but it’s pretty dang cool.

Person 1: I hate life sometimes

Person 2: you only live it once!
Person 1: I hate you

by KittyCat212121 June 9, 2018

Life

A big lie. That's all . Now go back to browsing the internet.

My life is a big lie. Ni🅱️🅱️a gtfo.

by SweatyClayMan June 10, 2018

Life

a period of time of all existence that you live in

It's great to live life in a time like this.

by S0me0ne_1355 May 29, 2018

Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.

by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018

Life

It’s shit

Life is shit all die

by Is a June 22, 2019

emilia's sex life

Fucks people with out asking always on her toes. is always happy, She will make you fuck her.

Emilia's sex life is interesting

by uareu June 25, 2019