Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

redneck slip n slide

4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna

Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama

by Sweetjohnnyk100 June 14, 2017

quick drip n dip

sort of like a squirt n scram

taking a fast piss and leaving then immediately

that dude just pulled the quick drip n dip. didnt wash his hands or nothing. just pulled it out, handled business walked out of the bathroom and jumped straight into his car

by myst1drs May 13, 2011

clickin' n' shittin'

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

by eurodigitalpartners July 9, 2018

38°43'26.8"N 93°32'56.3"W

A place where people accepted their fate

"People at 38°43'26.8"N 93°32'56.3"W have accepted their fate "the fog is coming". Congratulations"

by EHZD January 4, 2023

Slip 'N Slide

When someone is at the top of a flight of stairs and you either piss, jizz, or bleed on them and you proceed to push said person down the flight of stairs while shouting "SLIP N SLIDE ON *recipients name*"

Saw that guy vulnerable at the top of the stairs so I gave 'em the Ole Slip 'N Slide.

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

J4yd3.n

Only be best looking guy out there.

OMG they are a J4yd3.n!!!!

by Jaxsonlolllll July 22, 2021