National dick down Chris day

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

National suck Sans dick day

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.

Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!

by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019

January 16th, National headpat day

National headpat day is a day where you headpat all your friends that you see.

“Hey, why did you headpat me and *insert name here* and the others today?”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”

by yourlocaldumba$$ June 26, 2022

national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.

"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

by Buttholeday September 16, 2021

National Corey la Barrie day

To honor Corey la Barrie Bc he passed on his birthday in an accident it will be on may 10th and u wear blue for Corey

National Corey la Barrie day is when we wear blue.

by Limelight/blue for Corey April 10, 2021

national kiss your girlfriend day

national kiss your girlfriend day is on september 21, when u obviously kiss your girlfriend. She deserves a kiss from you today and after that kiss hug her real tight trust me she’s been wanting you to do this for a while…

your bf: 😘
you: 😳 😏
your bf: it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

by a girl duhh September 20, 2021

national leave paige alone day

please leave me alone :)

“What’s today?”
“Oh today is national leave paige alone day!”

by paigekissane October 18, 2019