scab effect

A relationship or situation you know is painful but you pick at it anyway.

Me: I won't text Dave he's such a scab effect.

Friend: you mean cunt.

Me: same thing.

by Good girl gone bad. January 22, 2017

The Declan Effect

when one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter

“Ayo why quin lookin different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.

by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023

Irving Effect

When the Irving Parts department takes on what someone may consider a “challenge” and sets the bar to a level that can’t be matched by anyone else.

I challenged Irving Parts and they exceeded what I thought was possible. The Irving Effect is unmatched

by CDM01 May 21, 2025

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

River Effect

The River Effect is when a friend uses/shows off an item especially in a video game frequently enough that you have to acquire it for yourself.

River effect dude, I just had to get it!

by RightTriggerLeftTrigger November 16, 2023

Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.

Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.

The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.

by brownsource November 8, 2016