Popsicle Stick It

When you use cartoon characters drawn on paper, cut out, and glues to popsicle sticks to play out a scene. But they basically just fuck.

I cant figure out if my OC will get along with your OC. Let's just popsicle stick it.

by ahdonttouchthat November 8, 2019

Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

junkie sticks

Synonym for matches.

Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.

by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

by jonblo November 23, 2020

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

pegging stick

a very friendly anal stick, only used on the submissive and breedable.

“buddy come here! i have to use my new pegging stick!”

by meloxcarm August 15, 2021