Simp

Someone who put tries hella hard for a female that gives nothing back.

13 YO’s will donate 300$+ to a streamer just for them to say their name

You a simp lol,she doesn’t like you stop wasting your money/time on her.

by The Brazy Kid June 15, 2020

SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.

What a simp!

by veinsofgold October 5, 2020

Simp

Sucks Individual Male Penis

haha you fucking SIMP

by Rubb3r Ducky May 28, 2020

Simp

Marc Warren. A Spanish guy who simps over every girl on planet earth. Simps always drive black rav 4’s and play tennis. They use tennis as a personality, when they actually suck at the sport

Yo dude. A marc Warren is trynna simp over my girl. He always asks her if she wanna go build a bear

by yobro2fly November 16, 2021

Simp

A little neckbeard known as luke. Who respects woman on a religious level

"Hey did you hear from luke?"
"Yeah! He's such a simp!"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

Simp

Tico Games- A bitch ass nigga who simps for a purple hair fatass bitch who prolly stinks because she never gets off her pc. Tico does not like homies. Tico has a very low bitch rate

Kiwi-“i just showered “
Tico-“oh, what do you smell like?”
Tico a simp.

by Tico A Bitch 445 April 20, 2023