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A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
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chocolatade

a new and improved drink that will sweep the nation a mix of lemonade and chocolate syrup sure to satisfy your taste buds
yummm lets go make some chocolatade
by make me a sandwich August 9, 2007
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chocolatize

to bring out the soul power, annex into black community
The black hospital workers chocolatized there young coworker Anjela Gonzales
by Julian22 January 12, 2008
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chocolaty goodness

drizzle of warm chocolate between the legs of your woman and then cleaning the chocolate with your tongue
I had some chocolaty goodness last night
by sikeout73 December 18, 2011
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Chicolate

Noun . . Describing a lesbian preference for pussy over and above chocolate . . Essentailly code for ' in washing my hair with a good friend . . Not '

Adverb . . Describing the actions in keeping with all of the above

Adj . . A very, and most particular, sweet treat
Mr shopkeeper, you appear to have no dark Belgian chocolate left :-/ . . Im very horny however, and quite alone tonight . . Would you be able to serve any Chicolate
by Dominkc46 November 29, 2014
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chocolat hansel

Its when, while you are having sex, you take a dump on a guys chest (after eating only ginger bread cookies for a week), and make a house sculpture afeter.
yesterday, while i was fuking my boyfriend, we didi a chocolat hansel
by mio de mi June 19, 2018
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choclate dip

dipping yuour balls in a girls asshole after she has just taken a shit
oh i tried choclate diping my girlfriend last night
by Haltia June 16, 2019
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