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by Shnitzerdawgz March 5, 2024
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Green humor

A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.
Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"
by I hate reddit sometimes January 27, 2025
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green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!
Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 1, 2018
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green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.
That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.
by planet green man June 13, 2010
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green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.
by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008
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Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag
Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”
by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022
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Green venting

The act of closing your teeth as someone farts through them and you inhale the fart. (Preferably if you have gapped teeth)
"Green venting is so fun i love the smells it gives off."
by Larkermalo March 4, 2024
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