Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!

Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by King Jaffe Jo May 24, 2010

untuck your junk

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.

Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.

by artist6000 June 12, 2010

Do your bird

When a guy or girl id convicted of a serious crime and has to spend time in jail - they shouldn't complain, they just have to get on with it.

"Stop wingeing and do your bird, you ponce."

"Get your head down and do your bird, love."

"Do your bird sir."

by Irie Turds January 4, 2012

arching your back

When a flat girl arches her back to make her look like she got curves.

Why are you arching your back like that?
Oh I just need to make me look like I have boobs and a butt.

by Zarina o July 4, 2018

your land is dry

when you haven't got dick in a long time and your pussy is "dry"

Me: omg i had to cancel my dick appointment again!
Friend: damn sis, your land is dry.

by 4twentytwo December 8, 2016

Close your legs

When a girl has her legs open and you can smell her pussy.

What’s that smell it’s coming from your pussy close your legs.

by Pussyfootednigger69 February 27, 2020

get your money

To work out

Give it all you got

Hustle

Look at David doing some dips over there
“Hey, David! Get your money, my boi!”

by Puddles May 11, 2019