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Suck my hole

When someone gives you the shits, an appropriate reply would be "suck my hole". the act of placing the lips on the human anus entrance or vaginal entrance, and creating a sucking motion. but that is not actually done, is only used as an insult. Has a variety of use and is appropriate for most situations.
"hey your shirt is ugly"
"hey you can suck my hole!"

"get out of my life"
"suck my hole!"
by suckmyyholeee May 18, 2010
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Eat my dust

To be outperformed or outrun by someone, usually by a very wide margin.
"Eat my dust!" my friend yelled as he sprinted off
by IzLizBiz123 April 17, 2018
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Smack my Meat

what you doin' tonight?

Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!
by Demario Smith May 31, 2007
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kiss my sherries

The phrase was used by an infamous Clockwork Orange character - Alex. From my understanding it means "kiss my balls".
Believe me or kiss my sherries...
by electricfire March 10, 2005
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polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
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trying my patience

1) Used when a specific person is so ignorant and hard-headed to your side of the story to the point that you can't stand it anymore. You have been patient and you have been trying to explain to them that what happened is something trivial, but they still don't get it after all this time. In other words, you get pissed off at the fact that they can't let go of stupid shit.

2) Someone that has been bugging you so much that you just want to kick their ass.
First definition is self-explanatory.

Second definition:

*at school*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hey.
Dave: What are you doing?
Jeff: Studying for my History test.
Dave: You wanna play baseball with me and my friends?
Jeff: Sorry, I have a whole lot of work to do.

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hi again...
Dave: What are you doing now?
Jeff: Still studying for my History test!
Dave: We're having another game of baseball. What to come?
Jeff: I still got a shitload of work to do!
Dave: Oh okay. See ya!

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey there Jeff!
Jeff: *gets really annoyed* Yo....What is it now?
Dave: I was just checking to see what you're doing.
Jeff: If you haven't noticed already, I'm still studying for my classes.
Dave: Do you want to play another game of-
Jeff: You're trying my patience right now, Dave! I really need to pass my classes, and you bugging me isn't helping!
by Miu-Miu-Miu December 30, 2009
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bogey on my tail

an ugly chick who follows you around, speaking to and flirting with you both blatantly and incessantly, thus blocking your cock in the worst way possible.
douche 1 "dood, i'm never gonna get laid with this bogey on my tail."
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."

disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.
by bear_capitan August 27, 2009
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