The "Hi Guy" or "Hi Guys" are individuals, often men, who initiate conversations, particularly with women on dating apps, by simply saying "Hi" or "hi." This behavior is typical among a sub-group of hetero-normative men engaged in heterosexual interactions. The "Hi Guy" often lacks self-confidence and harbors insecurities about his masculinity and self-worth. These insecurities manifest as an exaggerated sense of arrogance, creating a false self-image as a macho man, womanizer, or self-proclaimed alpha.
This false arrogance masks their deep-seated insecurity and inability to trust in their own abilities or moral worth. The "Hi Guy" projects a facade of dominance but fails to engage in meaningful conversations, revealing a high level of confidence without the foundation of genuine self-esteem.
Conversely, "hi-Guys" exhibit a high sense of self-worth but lack the confidence to accomplish tasks. Their unwillingness to reconcile this imbalance leads them to maintain an unrealistic self-image, further widening the gap between their perceived and actual abilities. This results in increasing arrogance, a superiority complex, and a tendency to take credit for others' achievements while failing to contribute meaningfully.
This false arrogance masks their deep-seated insecurity and inability to trust in their own abilities or moral worth. The "Hi Guy" projects a facade of dominance but fails to engage in meaningful conversations, revealing a high level of confidence without the foundation of genuine self-esteem.
Conversely, "hi-Guys" exhibit a high sense of self-worth but lack the confidence to accomplish tasks. Their unwillingness to reconcile this imbalance leads them to maintain an unrealistic self-image, further widening the gap between their perceived and actual abilities. This results in increasing arrogance, a superiority complex, and a tendency to take credit for others' achievements while failing to contribute meaningfully.
Oh, he's such a Hi-Guy.
by hashishi12 July 27, 2024

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.
Podcaster: god dammit silent sound guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop!
by RealName47 December 29, 2021

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.
by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024

by Ecliptist December 22, 2023

means nigger in chinese. used in cleveland a bit. useful when u wanna say it around black guys without them knowing.
by creamyheigui August 3, 2023

by anonymous April 1, 2022

The big bulky introverted blonde guy with curly hair and a yellow shirt, you may think everybody is yellow shirt guy, but there is only one true yellow shirt guy
by Gargantuic peanut June 23, 2025
