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dance babies

the act of dance super sleasy in a bar. where if there was no clothing the woman would wind up pregnant.
Im goin hard tonight, hopefully make dance babies in the process!
by ladykillabb January 7, 2011
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Blood baby

When your period is so heavy you can feel it coming out of your vag. It feels like a bucket.

Can also describe the moment when your 'cherry pops' during a womens first time in sex.
'Any one got any tampons &some feminax? I'm having a blood baby'
'When I popped her cherry, she had a blood baby on my mums bed'
by willylyker. August 14, 2012
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baby teef

tiny corn kernel looking teef that are way too small for a adult mouth. Looks ugly with big gums. Meth mouth
brenda: I hate kissing mIke. His mouth only has 8 baby teef!
by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
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Baby bonbon

Bonbon means boner, baby bonbon is at half mast.
by Nocentsracing January 29, 2012
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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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wind baby

When the wind blows underneath a loose shirt and creates a bulge that looks like a pregnant stomach.
Oh look, you have a wind baby!
by cjb999 October 22, 2015
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affair baby

A child conceived through an extra-marital affair
"Derek, your son isn't actually yours. He's an affair baby with my high school boyfriend"
*Derek has mental breakdown*
by Thehornycunt June 5, 2022
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