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Microwave babies

Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational
by Microwave babies June 11, 2021
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baby truck

an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.

When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"

when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.

when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.

on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010
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blm-baby

(i made this up a while ago)

blm-baby is defined as someone who is someone usually under 13 who pretends to support blm even though they sit on their fat ass and do nothing about it because they don't care and want attention.

these people say "blm" usually in roblox servers so they look like they care even though they don't do shit about blm because they're just too lazy
person 1: yo person 2 is such a blm-baby
person 2: BLM BLM BLM I SUPPORT BLM YES IM NOT RACIST DID YOU SAY N WORD IM CALLING PARENTS RACIST RACIST IM TELLING MY FRIENDS TO HARASS YOU
person 3: what the fu-
by youngchongos March 6, 2021
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defenestrate babies

c'mon man. defenestrate babies. throwkids out windows. all ugly asf.
by whorenotfound February 26, 2021
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Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.
when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"
by ssssss89 October 25, 2011
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Baby Knuckles

When an adult is so overweight or obese they have dimples where their knuckles should be protruding much like a chubby infant.
Yo mama is so fat she has baby knuckles!
"Helen has really put on the beef" "Yeah, she has developed a really nice set of baby knuckles"
by 4075230420 January 23, 2017
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Baby bonbon

Bonbon means boner, baby bonbon is at half mast.
by Nocentsracing January 29, 2012
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