Me (not knowing king crimson is a betch): Hi
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not
by BetterThanYou.......WayBetter September 5, 2021

The strange chicken nuggets served at Burger King. Known for the strange aftertaste and weird flavor. They also leave behind this (potentially lethal) dust.
by consumegoyslop October 10, 2022

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021

by pickle1009 September 19, 2022

There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.
by Junel the 69th April 15, 2022

by toecheese14 December 7, 2021

A person who is generous and handsome, mostly come with a giant dick as well. Once you have been with King, you won’t get used to other small sizes. Good looking can’t simply define his outstanding appearance that everyone pursues. A cat person, especially pussy. At last, falling for him is inevitable and inextricable so you better watch it carefully.
by Bajdheosnbx November 22, 2021
