by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020

person a: I hate my double D's i wish i had bug bites since they're so small and bug bites are usually A cups
person b: you can have mine
bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites
bug bites are usually a cups
person b: you can have mine
bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites
bug bites are usually a cups
by miobaeduH February 10, 2021

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.
Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
