John Gallagher III

He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall

Bro is that a nuclear bomb or is that just John Gallagher III's asscheeks

by IsBadAtMath November 07, 2023

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Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap

“Vote sussy John”

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 05, 2022

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Johnned

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022

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Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 11, 2023

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Johnned

The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.

Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”

by TheGovernor77 March 01, 2025

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