Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

flaming poop

A poop that will set your butt on fire
And anything that touches it.

I just made a flaming poop.

by flaming poop June 17, 2015

danky poop

A danky poop or shit is when you feel like shit before a poop like a sore stomach or extream rise in temperature.

Bro I feel a danky poop coming.

by Thegaynigba January 21, 2018

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 03, 2023

Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.

"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"

by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021

pee...poop

A very good tiktoker

Pee...poop is smart/j

by Pee...poop March 16, 2021

poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.

I got a poop poking today.

by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018