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poop-dee-loop

I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)
by BearBunny February 21, 2023
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Poop

poop is what comes out of your bum after the prosses of pooping we eat it it tastes like amazing goodness and if you had chocolate before your poop will be like a brownie.
by poopasarus January 7, 2022
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Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
by shmoondo October 24, 2019
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Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
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Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
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Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.
Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.
by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023
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poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.
His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.
by websteroforegon January 14, 2007
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