Daddy Shitpost

This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost
did you hear about daddy shitpost?
yeah i heard hes terrifying!
by intorec July 20, 2022
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Ammo Daddy

The same as Sugar Daddy, but for the tactical honeys who shoot in 9mm, .45 ACP, .223 or Shotgun. The Ammo Daddy has infinite streams and stockpiles of ammo he can shower his Sugar Bunnies with when they need his ammo for ladies night shooting session in exchange for their time and affection.
Hey Meghan, are you ready for the girls shooting session at the range tomorrow?

Meghan “Oh snaps, I just looked at my range bag and I’m down to three dusty bullets of 9mm. I better call my Ammo Daddy to have him come through so I have all my range candy ready for ladies night at the range.”
by El Limoncito June 10, 2022
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My daddy drip

Dog: What is my daddy drip??

Person : It a song made by Princebear

Dog: Who is Princebear??
Person : Goofball person who made a funny song

Dog: Woof
Fuck me daddy, u are a fucking piece of shit. I’m back fucking my daddy ( Daddy)

Oh yes daddy oh yes daddy oh yes daddy

Pull up with condoms (Moaning)

I got cum in my face

Go hear my daddy drip in soundtrack or YouTube
My Daddy Drip Remix by Princebear (prod. Brisk RobMar) feat. Dixie Damelio & BRESKI Wyatt
by Princebear October 06, 2022
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platti daddy

his truck is a platinum? he’s a platti daddy
by alex8976 December 28, 2022
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Lennart Daddy

A big Dick 6'5 tall hot nigga. A Lennart is a man with a Dick as long as the aquator. He's a muscular Football player and will dominate you whenever he wants to.
"How's your relationship with Lennart daddy?"
"Great, he destroyes me everynight and i love it"
"im looking forward to feel his third leg iniside me"
"arent you a guy?"
"....."
by Lennartfuckmeplease February 27, 2024
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