slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.
by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018
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Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 05, 2022
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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .
Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?
by J . Cortez February 12, 2016
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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
by D-pop February 18, 2014
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Pump Slap

It's when you wear a pair of reebok pump shoes from the 90's and slap someone
"Man, Jerry just pump slapped Mark for messing up his work space"
by Drkn3ssLurkz May 28, 2021
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