Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please

Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?

by DDstyle May 24, 2022

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Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.

My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022

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Dick Toboggan

Uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.

by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022

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The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.

I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.

by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022

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Mormon dick

A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.

Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.

by NotNestle April 14, 2022

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