2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Horny day 2

The second horny day. May 24

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0

by Swikbox May 24, 2021

December 2

National skip school day only for 2019

NO SCHOOL DECEMBER 2ND

by Tenya iida October 29, 2019

San Marino 2

The superior version of all countries.
Also can be used as slang for a colony of San Marino.

“Diet Dr Perky is the official beverage of the glorious country that is known as San Marino 2.”

“San Marino colonized that house down the road. Now it is apart of San Marino 2.”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

best 2 mans

the best 2 man on the planet is -
ARYANA + AQUILES
and
BELLA + MAX
this is the best 2 man on the planet and no one will ever beat it.

“aquiles and aryana & bella and max are the best 2 mans ever they’re such cute couples and theyre jus awesome”

by steve.can December 30, 2023