Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 14, 2024

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Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

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Poop pegging

When you sit on somebody else’s ass and shit inside their anus and it pegs them.

John “Hey, Jimmy do you want do some poop pegging?”
Jimmy “Sure John, I will go bottom.”

by Gold#1337 February 09, 2021

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poop chute

My name is Poop Chute!💖💖💖 Im a bisexual toilet fetish supporter and my pronouns are asshole/anus/anal/rectum and many more that I can count! (which is 4) 💖💖💖

there are gerbils coming out of my poop chute

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

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