Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 06, 2022

calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad

Look it’s a tit god

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 17, 2022

Tits to You

female version of "balls to you!" cause girls gotta have their own insults

girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'

girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"

by fantacular February 07, 2012

Faygol Tits

A spinoff of the word faygol.
Used in a humorous anger.
Usually used against someone who is overweight.

Friend: Suck my dick, pussy.
Me: Eat my ass faygol tits.

by PotatoButt August 24, 2016

Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

pasty tits

Women with naturally large breasts

That girl has some pasty tits

by Bellaspells May 09, 2016