whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.

Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.

by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024

Defying the meat

Inserting your dick so hard into a mans that it fits.

Like defying the odds, I have just been defying the meat of a man I fucked.

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Meat and Video business

A business term for when two distinct and very different businesses merge or an exist business brings out a completely new and at odds revenue stream.

that grocery store now sells car insurance, ' that is a total meat and video business now'.

by At odds June 16, 2022

Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.

Be my meat station.

by coolcatdid March 4, 2014

Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.

I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

sweaty meat pocket

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.

Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!

by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022