Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

cock slap

when you slap a annoying girl with you dick

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard

by tickdick December 3, 2014

Trunk Slap

The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.

"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."

by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016

Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.

Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!

by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019

slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

Cat slapped

A comical event in which someone gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017