Simp

Man who puts women in front of Da Boys

You knows that guy? He is a simp for his female boss

by ilikdonki_XxX November 6, 2020

Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

Simp

A Benjamin

Benjamin is a Simp

by Paatyoo September 7, 2022

simp

caitlin hannigan

Caitlin hannigan is a simp for year 10 boys

by hehe12345hehe August 24, 2020

Simp

Mattew

Matt is a simp

by Baseballguy230 May 23, 2020

Simp

Mark Boyle

Mark Boyle just bought all of her drinks all night, what a simp

by Cal69 April 19, 2020

Culture Simp

Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.

You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.

An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?

Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.

by White Chocolatte January 1, 2024