Horse and Brown Hay

When a man takes a shit, and does not wipe or clean up, then another person eats out the man's asshole and eats or chews the his anus hairs, like a horse eating hay.

Ben took a shit without wiping and Eric ate his asshole out and munched on his ass hairs like the Horse and Brown Hay.

by IamBlinxi October 1, 2009

Brown Chin Syndrome

A condition caused by giving a Blumpkina. Symptoms include feces on the chin, dicoloration of the chin and mouth, and often, horrible breath. It happens when feces comes in contact with the chin of a person performing cunnilingus on a woman who is defecating.

"I was going down on my girlfriend, but she had a stomach virus and, to make a long story short, I got that Brown Chin Syndrome"

by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006

Brown moon

The act of shitting twice in one day.

Person 1: that happens once in a brown moon.

Person 2: Dude you must shit a ton!

by Young bookie August 28, 2013

Chris Brown

A Singer,Dancer,Songwriter, Athlete, Actor, Philanthropist, and all around amazing human. Some people don’t like him but you can never deny his talent. You look at his situations from the out side and automatically say you dislike him but Chris Brown is not here to entertain us with his personal life nor any entertaining artist. He is here to bring us music and joy. He is here to inspire us and bring out the creativity in us. He is the closest we have to Micheal Jackson. And he will always remain on top. He is strong. He is passionate. He is determined. He’s kind but he does not take anyone’s bs. He’s human. They crucify him constantly thinking that they will push him into the darkness but it only makes him work harder. Ladies and Gentlemen, Grammy award winning artists, Chris Brown.

Chris Brown is awesome

by Band0baby June 12, 2019

Brown Avalanche

The often heard avalanche of faecal matter erupting from someone's bowels in a public bathroom...

A: "Dude i was just in the bathroom and the place shook with a damn brown avalanche!"
B: "Sick!"
C Walks in with a pleased grin on his face.
A: "Feeling relieved?"
C: "Oh yeah."

by dj357 December 29, 2007

Brown Squirrel

Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.

Whoa, do you see Nathan G. over there? He's totally doing the brown squirrel on that guy!

by gower_lover April 18, 2011

Brown Button

The act of forcibly sticking a nipple up someone's rectum.

"Hold em down Skeeter, I'm gonna give him a brown button!"

by WizardofAss June 1, 2016