A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.
Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.
Guy 2: hey Ellie
Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing
Later
Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
Guy 2: hey Ellie
Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing
Later
Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
by Annyomis December 25, 2017
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by Tijger Tigran May 05, 2024
A dude
A male
A taller human with skinny hips, broader shoulders, deeper voice, no boobies, and a dong.
Basically, half the homo sapiens population.
They alright. They fucked up the world pretty bad, and I prefer the females, but they're pretty cool. They can be great bro-friends.
A male
A taller human with skinny hips, broader shoulders, deeper voice, no boobies, and a dong.
Basically, half the homo sapiens population.
They alright. They fucked up the world pretty bad, and I prefer the females, but they're pretty cool. They can be great bro-friends.
Girl 1: That guy is so cute
Girl 2: He's cute but still kinda meh
Girl 1: (To a group of girls) Hey guys!
Girl 4: Emma you know you're perpetuating the patriarchy by referring to a group of women as guys
Girl 1, 2, 3, and 5: Shuttup Mary
Girl 2: He's cute but still kinda meh
Girl 1: (To a group of girls) Hey guys!
Girl 4: Emma you know you're perpetuating the patriarchy by referring to a group of women as guys
Girl 1, 2, 3, and 5: Shuttup Mary
by LillyisFishy December 18, 2022
The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024