Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

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Friend Zone Defense

Making a move on a girl while in the friend zone.

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017

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Facebook Friend Zoned

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

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just good friends

something to call someone you really don't want to admit to ever having a sexual relationship with because they are probably one nasty ass noob.

me and michael moore are just good friends.

by k-pog July 13, 2004

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best friend syndrom

(usally hapens to guys) is when the person you like is also a really good frined and they would rather be good frineds

guy talking to guy friend: hey dude i talked to amber last night about goin out and she said that she really liked me and that i was like her best friend.
guy friend: haha it sounds like you got best friend syndrom goin on

by cheeze32 January 10, 2010

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Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

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