When a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.
by calijj May 11, 2009
by Weinie Wedger August 31, 2007
a wedgie that goes over ur forehead and becomes almost impossible to get off unless u have a friend or ur underwear rip. so F---in painful.
ok, so this happened to me wen i was 8, so if anything seems young, thats why. i was with my friend sleeping over my house playing video games wen the bell rang, and we figured it was the pizza we ordered, so we get up and walk out the door when my 12 year old brother, who goes to our school, grabbed us and dragged us into the bathroom. in ther he stripped us down 2 our undies(spongebob 4 my friend and power rangers on me. he laughed at us, then gave us both swirlies and then gave us both double wedgies til he destroyed our undies at hed hight. he then forced us into my 6 year old bed wetting sisters training panties that are basically underwear, and dragged us outside wer he hung us from two seperate trees and glued bags of hot water to our hands and left. about 6 hours later he found us soaking wet and asleep. he took a ton of pictures, and posted them all over the school. then he took us down and pulled our undies thru our fenece and tied a tennis ball to keep us ther. about 4 hrs later we woke up with my mega-hot neighbor(and now girlfriend) standing over us. we were utterly humiliated, and i didnt talk to my brother til i gave him an atomic wedgie him in front of his girl. ;)
by wedgie warrior January 27, 2013
one day when i was in 6th grade i decided to go to the forest during summer i wore breifs back then and two pair extra extra large incase i got a wedgie and good thing to cause two guys jumped me one picked me up by my underwear and put some pine cones in there and then they took some rope and hung me right in the middle of the soccer post for three hours after that they made me call home and tell them i was going to be gone for a few days nobody cared i was open game after that they put me on a tree while that time atleast six bystanders passed by and didn't even help a few even made it worse by putting pine cones in there after that they let me go at least i thought but as ounce as i got five feet i was actully begging to be put back in a wedgie so they put me on a teather ball pole but i coudn't get down cause they putt me in these like 8 in boots but after a janitor tried to help get me down he just took the boots off i was kinda glad to see the guys come back and give me food but then i had to sleep in a hanging wedgie i didn't care at alll all they really did was give me a hanging wedgie all day for the next 2 days i got 100% alchlohol put in my pants some people tryed helping but i didn't want to get out of the wedgie i wanted to stay in it the hole time even though i pissed my breifs like a hole lot and my underwear was way over my head i actully like it
by Wedgie Lad 50708 November 12, 2010
by Mr. Nobody June 04, 2017
First you find your nerd. Then you grab their underwear, lift them, and take them to the flagpole. Once there tie the flagpole rope through the underwear leg holes and lift to the top. This is the best to make them suffer
So as a proud bully I have hung many a nerd by their underwear There are two stories though that are my favorite
The first was a nerd named Devon. You see Devon was a nerd that literally no one cares about. So one day of my senior year I decided to offer him a ride back to his home. He accepted and the second that he got in I shoved a used jock strap in his face. The smell knocked him out. I drove him over to this abandoned summer camp my parents bought for me to own and possibly renovate (never). I stripped him to his tighty whities and gave him the flagpole wedgie. He cried like a bitch and since that day, every day, I go back to feed him. His underwear is his bathroom so it is bad. Yes he’s still hanging. There’s still a missing persons case out for him. These extra strength briefs are the best! Hahahaha
The second was Willy. On my freshman year I wanted to prove I was cool so I took this nerdy senior and gave him a flagpole wedgie. Sadly his underwear was weak. He ripped and fell 20 feet down.. poor Willy..
The first was a nerd named Devon. You see Devon was a nerd that literally no one cares about. So one day of my senior year I decided to offer him a ride back to his home. He accepted and the second that he got in I shoved a used jock strap in his face. The smell knocked him out. I drove him over to this abandoned summer camp my parents bought for me to own and possibly renovate (never). I stripped him to his tighty whities and gave him the flagpole wedgie. He cried like a bitch and since that day, every day, I go back to feed him. His underwear is his bathroom so it is bad. Yes he’s still hanging. There’s still a missing persons case out for him. These extra strength briefs are the best! Hahahaha
The second was Willy. On my freshman year I wanted to prove I was cool so I took this nerdy senior and gave him a flagpole wedgie. Sadly his underwear was weak. He ripped and fell 20 feet down.. poor Willy..
by Bullybro March 11, 2018
When I was around 8 years old my brothers gave me a hanging wedgie on our bunk bed and left to eat dinner. I was wearing tighty whities so it hurt more. When they got back, they took me down and let me eat.
by MPBOS September 06, 2014