my bloody valentine

The flagship artist of wannabe-intellectual indie kids.

See overrated

My Bloody Valentine are not the second coming of Jesus.

by Oswald March 29, 2005

Daniel Valentine Alvarado

The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.

OMG it's DANIEL VALENTINE ALVARADO. Do you think he would date me?

by The Writer of the TrUtH November 13, 2011

valentine's day butt sex

The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.

Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.

by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014

The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.

Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums

by T-Storm May 31, 2004

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.

Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

by studmuffin March 7, 2005

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2014