An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!
by bigdew March 14, 2009
Get the Smurf Pissmug. by asstato July 21, 2016
Get the Daddy smurfmug. by Art Omega May 19, 2010
Get the Smurf Fingermug. A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)
by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023
Get the smurf catmug. by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010
Get the Smurf Youmug. to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 4, 2008
Get the choking the smurfmug. This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.
Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?
Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011
Get the the grumpy smurfmug.