third-rounder

An ugly person, can be male or female. In reference to MMA (mixed martial arts) fights, which are typically scheduled for 3 five minute rounds. If the fight makes it to a decision, the fighters faces are often bloody and swollen.

Fred: I saw John last night at the bar.
Mick: Yeah did you guys throw some back?
Fred: Nah, he was already drunk and trying to hook up with a third-rounder. I think he took her home.

by Lambresi March 16, 2008

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

Thirty Sixing

"Thirty sixing" or "thirty sixin' it" simply means a guy is getting a boner and jacking off-it is especially applied in awkward situations.

The other day when i was driving i saw a guy "Thirty Sixing" in his car.

by Exotic Balaklava July 18, 2010

Third Girl

When renting a large apartment a person may need to share the rent with several people. They will share with a friend but may find that simply spliting the rent will not be enough so they need a third person...just anyone who will pay. The third girl.

Uh-oh, money is getting tight...we need a third girl.

But who?

How about what's-her-name we sorta know?
I guess...but get the money up front

by Thatron July 19, 2010

Thirsty-Eyed

1. To exhibit a pronounced hunger for another person's property by staring.
2. Staring longingly at an object or person.
3. Using your eyes to follow a person walking past

stop looking at my boyfriend you thirsty-eyed bitch!

by ChefCL September 7, 2010

Thirsty Breath

The stale, slightly sour smell a person gets when they have dry mouth from lack of water or other beverages.

I wasn't allowed to drink anything 12 hours before my surgery, so I had mad thirsty breath.

by lickwidsnake June 16, 2011

third prize

A pink slip. Layoff. Fired. Termination of employment.

...We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize?? Second prize is a set of steak knives. third prize is you're fired! - Blake (Alec Baldwin ), Glengarry Glen Ross

by thirdprize November 17, 2011