Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

Kyla Funny

Kyla Funny is what you call someone when they're actually not funny at all. Some people who are like this have Hideous laughs and are very weird.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Bagel"
"Bagel Who?"
"Plain Bagel!!"
"ew, kyla funny"

by Birthdayyy January 6, 2021

fresh funny

Slang term for (plant-based) drugs, specifically cannabis. Derives from the freshness of the plants and the effect the drugs have, that make you feel "funny".

I bought some fresh funny!

by nora2605 January 27, 2023

sunny funny

Sunny Funny is Parappa the Rappers crush. He is always trying to impress her in the games. Parappa will go to great lengths to make her like him.

Parappa likes Sunny Funny.

by Microwaveing_Bacon October 25, 2022

Fatherly funny

Just another name for dad joke

Father 1: Is your refrigerator running?
Father 2: Yes!
Father 1: Well, you'd better go catch it!
Father 2: Haha, that was a Fatherly funny!

by klaam September 8, 2021