Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.

Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.

by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022

Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

by game day guy June 11, 2018

Wookie

When your in the woods with only a chewbacca costume on and a bear analy rapes you until you eat its ass out

bro i almost had a wookie yesterday

by DigBick404 May 17, 2018

Wiki Wooki

A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.

Dude that wiki wooki looks like it would light up my room.

by FridgeEater April 25, 2020

Wookie

When your having sex and yo dick slip out her pussy and goes in her ass

I was fuckin my bitch but I accidentally gave her a wookie

by Yhn Vito May 6, 2020

festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance

that hurts like a festered wookis.

by prankstamenace January 5, 2010

wookie-eyed

A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.

Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!

by The Sands of Time July 14, 2014