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long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
mugGet the long-prong thongmug.

The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.
Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk
by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024
mugGet the The Dong & Thong Throngmug.

Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick
“Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso
by Buso614 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Thong Crawlmug.

Thong

Australian slang word for sandals. Usually insights childish giggles from ignorant foreigners.
My mate wears black thongs to the beach.
by RegrettableEverything October 6, 2023
mugGet the Thongmug.

pure thong

adj. Something that is great and beautiful, in your favor, cool, etc.
All the lights were green on my way home! Pure Thong!
by dac619 December 14, 2011
mugGet the pure thongmug.

Sherry thong

Whatever kendal wants it to be or whenever kendal says it
ex: you are a sherry thong!

In this sentence you are a sherry thong
by Dr. Fickleboggster June 25, 2025
mugGet the Sherry thongmug.

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