An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!
by bigdew November 01, 2008
by footballfan62698 December 24, 2010
A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover October 11, 2023
by Art Omega May 19, 2010
by asstato July 21, 2016
to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 04, 2008
His girlfriend hasn't had sex in the longest time and as a result because of the fact he dumped her. Also she has no way of getting the sexual orgasm she really needs. If she doesn't get it she will soon get smurf gorge.
She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.
What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.
She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.
What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.
by Someone20 November 02, 2008