Devil’s Pretzel

An extremely graphic act performed by 3 of the boys. Usually involving a pretzel and all 18 of their orifices

“Hey Ellis let’s do the devil’s pretzel with a random tonight” - Johnny

by Jakemaynetoobigforthehouse December 31, 2025

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel

I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.

by Cragnon March 7, 2024

Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"

by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022