evidence card

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt

Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card

by grathom January 8, 2009

Card Crusher

Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.

Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:

by Gennosuke May 3, 2011

Card Rack

Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.

Man that guys a fkn card rack, he's had aces twice and kings 3 times in last .

by Andy Massey October 23, 2008

Card Shop

One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.

Dude your little brother Karsten is a total card shop!!!

by Willy Smoke November 26, 2005

Banana Cards

Slang for a pack of cards that have been shuffled so many times they are shaped like a banana.

(Matty) "oi Richard, grab us those cards over there!"
(Leo) "these banana cards are no good, fo shizzle".

by Thedarkark September 1, 2009

card trick

Similar to doggy-style. When the woman stays on hands and knees, and the man enters from behind also on his knees. The trick is, when the man is close to being finished, he deals the spermies on her back like a deck of cards on the table.

Tyler: "Can I show you a card trick?"
Sam: "YEAH!! Show me how you work your wand!"

by Ivanna Humpalot 3000 July 21, 2009

card in

the act of using a credit card or library car to open a locked door thats only locked with the door lock. will not work with dead bolted or chain locked doors. common among collages and any where there are a lot of doorm rooms.

guy 1:Dude your door is locked!

guy 2:Its not dead bolted just card in

by Pearce951 April 23, 2006