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lanky lad

A guy that is very tall has long skinny legs and arms. Can’t dance to save his life, very awkward in relationship, very clinging and terrible at giving hugs. Overall a lanky lad is a great friend but a terrible boyfriend.
“Hey I’m going out with Sam”
“Oof he’s one lanky lad”
by Mcsweeneyyyy November 19, 2019
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pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.
by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014
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Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.
Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.
by Distroyer April 19, 2011
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Eya Lads

Trevor: Eya Lads, I'll have a pint of Barbus...Ah it drinks itself.
Paul: Sally and Sue?
Trevor: Ooh Aye
by TomLewis12 August 10, 2017
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Daft lad

by xhiexhie June 18, 2016
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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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Fresh Lad

The Freshman of the lad society. must have fresh cut for fresh lad Nike shoes, hoodie shorts and a cap. must have British accent and walk like your balls are being pulled to the ground and looking up to the heavens. good and binning pints of ale, must have several tickets for speeding, running round naked and betting on Ladbrokes.
person 1: hey man you've seen sam?

person 2: yeah such a fresh lad
person 3: lookout Fresh lad incoming
by FreshestLad September 15, 2015
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