armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 08, 2021
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doctor bombay

To have a completely shaved pussy
Jessica was Doctor Bombay between her legs
by LB#34 January 21, 2007
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Ham Doctor

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".
"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"
by kabauer July 22, 2009
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indian doctor

The act of ejaculating into ones mouth and then sticking your penis into the pool of semen inside ones mouth.
friend: I gave her an Indian doctor and she loved it dude.
me: dude that's fucking disgusting.
by abdul the doctor December 06, 2013
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Pipe Doctor

Someone who has broad expertise in the art of piping. This person takes pipe to awholenother level of pipology. When it comes down to piping, this man knows no limits. Piping has become second nature. From bongs, to various metals, to your mom, your ole lady, and possibly your little sister.. He can do it all and he definently takes pride in his work. He goes by the name of Cory and he's a pipe legend.
Cory was stickin your mom with his P.H.D.

The pipe doctor came to my house last night and fixed my anal leakage.

Cory's pipe bursted all over my face. I could tell he was a professional.
by Pimpin Pipe May 11, 2011
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Doctor Bellows

When one farts into the unsuspecting mouth of a sleeping or inebriated individual the farter is Dr. Bellows and the fartee is the patient. The "Dr. Bellow's Treatment" has often been prescribed as an effective revenge/treatment for a loud snorer or mouth-breather.
Yo, check out who's about to get a house call from Doctor Bellows.
by Rodent Bandage May 03, 2011
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doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )
by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009
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