bible blasting

When God’s word is blasted up your ass.

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 15, 2018

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020

Knuckle blast

When you're fingering a chick and really gettin in there

You slammed your finger in a door? How are you gonna knuckle blast that chick?

by Bearwook September 2, 2016

fist-a-blasting

Rapid and forceful, yet consensual, fisting in the anus.

1. Sarah's ass hurt after a long night of fist-a-blasting

2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.

by Dick nuts February 16, 2014

Neon blast

When rap neon Christmas lights around your cock and fuck a bitch.

Did you neon blast your girl last night? Yeah dude but one of the Christmas lights got stuck in her.

by Garrett sweet November 15, 2020

Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 May 30, 2016