Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty September 27, 2012

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Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 April 25, 2016

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The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 14, 2018

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To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

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To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.

Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

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by bigjillshagscats October 09, 2021

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I'm going to tire blast that bitch on the way to SRC.

by Wilcocinco March 08, 2015

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